color tv.

To achieve independence from alien domination and to consolidate revolutionary gains, five steps are necessary:

Space 1: Proclaim a new era and set up a new calendar

Space 2: Replace alien language

Space 3: Destroy or neutralize alien gods

Space 4: Destroy alien machinery of government and control

Space 5: Take land and wealth from individual aliens.

 Train yourself monkey.

 Groom yourself monkey.

 Kill yourself monkey. 

 Know thyself monkey. 

Chapel Perilous. Now you know, what can be known. Do you want to know what you can unknow? Is the unknowable in the unknown? Where? What? Who? When? Definitely not why. You don't want to know how. 

My friend told me a great story. He remembers getting his first color tv. He held out for the longest time. People all around were hyping for the new color tvs. Pretty soon they weren't so new. 

My friend went to the zoo. He looked in on a male gorilla. He was laying back, one hand behind his head, the other hand feeding himself munchies. He was starring at a color tv screen. Then the gorilla glanced over at my friend with eyes that said "Sup." My friend bought a color tv that very day.